Daddy's 1st Post!!!

My wife put my new nine mil. glock to my head and told me that I needed to blog or she would pull the trigger so..... today I was forcing the boys to practice on their bikes and lower their lap times on their technical home track, I am trying to get them to brake deeper and carry more corner speed, anyway Rocky started to goof off and practice his winning celebration tricks. His cousin Nixon loaned him one of his spare race bikes which is cool because it is yellow! and has reverse, anyway Rocky starts to pedal backwards which on this bike it actually propels the bike backwards(most bikes don't do that). This is normal and I am just watching with Soph, all of a sudden Rocky displays some superhuman toddler strength and pedals forward sending the bike into a wheel stand or pop-a-wheelie! For a brief moment this display of skill and strength from a mere two year old has me envisioning myself as a proud father watching Rocky win the 2025 MotoGp world championship. This vision though lasts but a moment as I am quickly brought back to earth and watch my poor Rocky poo wheelie all the way over, falling off the bike and landing on his poor little diaper padded bum and then striking his head on the concrete, Ouch! He was wearing a helmet but that did little for the poor kid as he burst into tears, I congratulated him on his awesome 1st wheelie even though it ended with him on the ground. We gave him five and a big hug and told him how awesome that was and he quickly stopped crying and jumped right back on the saddle and sped away.